I’m Not Dysfunctional

You’re not dysfunctional. The only girls I’ve been meeting are very beautiful, very depressed, very bulimic and very dysfunctional. If you are from a functional family and are attractive, intelligent, well-read, focused, sarcastic, and not taking Prozac — let’s get together and celebrate. I am Jewish, 28, have long hair and unconventional good looks, have owned my own business for the last ten years, and am not the least bit sarcastic.