I’m Not Dysfunctional
Age: 28
Sex: Female
Seeking: Casual Encounters
You’re not dysfunctional. The only girls I’ve been meeting are very beautiful, very depressed, very bulimic and very dysfunctional. If you are from a functional family and are attractive, intelligent, well-read, focused, sarcastic, and not taking Prozac — let’s get together and celebrate. I am Jewish, 28, have long hair and unconventional good looks, have owned my own business for the last ten years, and am not the least bit sarcastic.
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